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A humble collection of misguided bridal advertising.
"Wait! She's looking over here! Act natural! ACT NATURAL"
"Hey, how's it going...great idea about wrapping our heads in ribbon and putting us out here in the middle of tall grass in spike heels. Lovely. Well, nice seeing you, why don't you go get some punch? Bye!"
"Was that a rat I just saw run by? This is total bullshit - who knows what's living in this grass? Ok, wait 'til she's distracted, and then we're getting out of here. Seriously."
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Yes, with new Super Bridesmaid Growth Formula, you and your army of 50-foot bridesmaids can take over the world.
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Are you sure they're wearing their hair this way in Paris? Or did you just leave the perm solution in too long?
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Santa never had any intention of leaving Mrs. Claus. This elf figured it all out too late.
(matching hat is included)
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(...and then all of a sudden, it was like the photoshop filters just attacked - there was blurring and distortion everywhere! It was horrible! Horrible!)
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I'll let the description speak for itself:
This exquisite creation is a flowing, romantic work of art. Her designs are often layers of silk chiffon in glorious colors chosen by the spirits who guide her.
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I'm not done telling you what weight you'll need to be by the wedding - I'm looking at YOUR flabby arms, Becky - and what I want you to give me for my shower present, and what time you need to report for hair and makeup drill. Are you listening to me? Stop running!
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And what is with that pinky finger?
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July 2003
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