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    Cavalcade of Bad Bridal Fashion
A humble collection of misguided bridal advertising.



"pssst! The bride is coming. Slowly pull the tranquilizer gun out of your purse. "

"Wait! She's looking over here! Act natural! ACT NATURAL"

"Hey, how's it going...great idea about wrapping our heads in ribbon and putting us out here in the middle of tall grass in spike heels. Lovely. Well, nice seeing you, why don't you go get some punch? Bye!"

"Was that a rat I just saw run by? This is total bullshit - who knows what's living in this grass? Ok, wait 'til she's distracted, and then we're getting out of here. Seriously."


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I'm Huge!

Yes, with new Super Bridesmaid Growth Formula, you and your army of 50-foot bridesmaids can take over the world.


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Up-do or up-don't?

Are you sure they're wearing their hair this way in Paris? Or did you just leave the perm solution in too long?


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