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GothSimon Says...put your hands on your head!
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[from the description]
Go Vols! This gown was created with the UT VOLS in mind. It’s a size 10-12 consisting of two pieces. The top is orange with white ties in the back making it somewhat size adjustable and the skirt is the same orange with white taffeta side panels. Both pieces are fully lined and ready for wear. This gown was intended to be a theme wedding gown but it could also be worn for a prom or any other formal event.
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[great, now I'll get a billion more search engine hits on 'wedding porn']
Is this ad bold and progressive, or cheesy and exploitive? I can't even tell anymore.
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It's the 80s again!
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There's kind of a cheesy Flash Gordon feeling to this head-thingy. Or maybe she just escaped from a Thai restaurant menu.
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This looks exactly like the hat my brother wore in our high school marching band. And not in a good way, either.
Yeah, we really were the Trojans. Shudder.
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What? Do you know where it is? I haven't seen it since I sat down over there. It's just gone.
Why are you laughing? Help me find my frickin' bouquet!
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I've gotten a few suggestions via email for these (seen any horrible dresses out there?).
Maybe they work if you're getting married on the 4th of July. Or in a fireworks factory. Or to The Tick.
Why does she have to prop her head up like that? About half the photos from that designer have that same pose. Is it a salute? A secret code? Will her head fall off if she moves her hand?
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PhotoShop is a weapon in the wrong hands.
disclaimer: dress may not actually give you the ability to defy gravity. use at your own risk.
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Great, the name of this dress is the 'Sara'. This looks nothing like me. The fringe on this dress is only 6" long, after all.
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I can't make it leave because I think it just laid some eggs up there.
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