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    Cavalcade of Bad Bridal Fashion
A humble collection of misguided bridal advertising.



When Tablecloths Attack



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Yeee-fricken-haaaaw

Great, the name of this dress is the 'Sara'. This looks nothing like me. The fringe on this dress is only 6" long, after all.


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It just landed on my head

I can't make it leave because I think it just laid some eggs up there.


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I don't even have a caption for this


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Puffy shoulders AND a half-mast butt bow


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She'd never had this kind of stomach flu before


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Brides shouldn't play with dead things

Awwww, her tribble died and she couldn't stand to part with him.


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Her neck used to be 6 inches shorter

This is SO National Geographic.


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Your mother and I are not paying for the wedding if you wear that

You and your little art school friends can just go and have a nice little party at the cemetery. Why can't you be more like your sister?


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It's a Matrix-theme wedding


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Being a bride gives you amazing powers

Of COURSE you can walk on water, it's your special daaaaay!


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It's a human-size Barbie dress!

I think this is supposed to be a pageant dress - but hey, brides, it comes in two shades of ivory - light ivory or strong ivory! I think this has Dream Wedding to a non-anatomically-correct guy written all over it.


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Revenge

The only possible motivation for these dresses. Hey, what did the flower girl do to deserve this? She hasn't even been on the planet long enough to do anything really bad. I'm really sorry that the hot pink one isn't shown in it's teal-with-black-lace version. Yummy.

Oooh, and you get PhotoShop filter abuse, too!


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Bride dies in tragic beekeeping accident

It is believed that she could not see the truck was about to hit her, due to the layers of tulle over her face. The driver of the truck was hyponotized by her cleavage and was unable to stop in time.


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Skunk Woman Always Gets Her Man

What exactly is happening in this photo?


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My butt bow is so big, I can't even stand up


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I haven't seen this much headgear since my brother had braces


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